neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

(via momocappy)


singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

(via tastefullyoffensive)


(via moobjob)


sierracuse:

sizvideos:

Video

Literally took my breath away.

(via moobjob)


gambler-x:

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.

(via momocappy)


nintendorking:

tropicaziall:

smoke-thc-drop-lsd:

why am i laughing

ITS BACK

yoohoo big summer blow out

(via jesshbspd)



wyllie-coyote:

peanutbummer:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER

(via unleashthebiesty)


ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

(via a-temple-for-the-crazy)


lilysinthefall:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

(via byfn)


idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

(via a-temple-for-the-crazy)


katara:

Tomorrow we begin a month or “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade

(via a-temple-for-the-crazy)


cuntchita:

Jesus has spoken

(via whyisucceed)


rufiioh:

rufiioh:

why do mermaids wear seashells on their boobs

BECAUSE B-SHELLS ARE TOO SMALL AND D-SHELLS ARE TOO BIG

(via a-temple-for-the-crazy)