(via nxstalgxa)


safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

(via nxstalgxa)




phlynn:

put my dick between your teeth

dont suck it

its a metaphor

(via i-am-a-motherfucking-fox)


A royal wedding is not an amusement.

consultingcatlady:

Harry, you’ve just been told you’re a wizard. Is this really your biggest concern?

(via goldenlilyboy)


Okay, so i just have to fucking point this out…

samanthakaynielsen:

This little girl

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Is going to grow up

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And find out

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About all of these

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And spend her life

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Wondering

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What the fuck happened

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Because you little shits

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Cannot contain yoursleves

(via dancingpineapples)


Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

mimilestrange:

Advertisers gone done good

For a horrible second I thought this meant they were bringing him back to life.

mimilestrange:

Advertisers gone done good

For a horrible second I thought this meant they were bringing him back to life.

(via jesse-and-his-candy-shop)


smoofsite:

airpunchingacademic:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame

WHAT

THIS WHOLE COMIC IS SO QUALITY

FUCK

(via genuinewonderment)


religiousmom:

butnotfreeman:

religiousmom:

the cigarette thing in the fault in our stars is so dumb you are wasting your money on an industry that is one of the largest causes of cancer just so you can make some lame ass far fetched metaphor

NO YOU ARE INCORRECT AND CLOSE MINDED ON SO MANY LEVELS

are you suggesting that it is close minded to say that cigarettes are a leading cause of cancer

(via johnathanocallaghan)



myunimportantramblings:

hellugh:

stoned-levi:

sullivanthere:

I went from this

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to this

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at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

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DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

REVOLUTION

I want to know who is responsible

THE ACTUAL FUCK
??????????????????

(via fukingunicorn)


incendiarism:

M-McDonalds-chan…

incendiarism:

M-McDonalds-chan…

(via knavishcorey)